i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a nineteen-year-old gay boy
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
foodchewer: *hides good snacks from family members*
buttgenie: sending people nice anonymous messages and watching them get really happy about it is my favorite thing to do on this website
Acquire the habit of speaking to God as if you were alone with God. Speak with...– St. Alphonsus Liguori (via beatae-memoriae)
joetrohnam: Why don’t schools offer a class on how to argue with someone without crying.